Onward MINION

This is kinda a seven year anniversary present for my long suffering-now wife of 2 months -

Its a product of:

(a) Why does her character never have a crown, while SMB does?

I could never think of a cool thing to have power over. Jars are hardly sentinent. Then I discovered her strange love for snails, when the new house we bought was infested in the garden. She's crazy but cute huh? So now se holds dominion over snails... but not slugs because they are apparently evil?! Who knew?

(b) Why does she never get a pic drawn for her?

She always says I draw so many pics for other people and plan to do stuff for her, but forget, so this is me making up for it. You don't want to see the list I owe her. If you think I owe you a pic, and have waited ages... pal, get in line

So yeah, Kerry - Queen of Snails!